PART FOUR

VAUGHAN “THE SHOPPING TROLLEY” COLLEY

The Trolley celebrated last years promotion from one white by organising a big shin dig for the family. The partying went all night and ended with a conga line of the family as the sun came up. The trolley is third from the left with the stubby of piss in his hand. He was later found unconscious under a tree in the local park
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For three months the Trolley was not seen and feeling a bit guilty went to the Club for some off season practice. He rang the Dog to find out why there was no one at the club. The fact that it was pissing down, was eight degrees, dark and the middle of winter had totally escaped the Trolley.
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The Meat Cleaver has spent an average of 10 hours a day in the sun for the last 30 years either playing bowls or preparing greens. He’s got skin like leather. He too went on holidays – to Bali. Yep that’s right Bali in the middle of the Indonesian summer. You could make a handbag out of the bastard.

Mademoiselle Cleaver and her accessory